Culinary Metaphor Watch

Our latest installment of CMW finds us in the land of litblogs where this anonymous rant against chick lit has set off a minor litstorm. (Is my snoring bothering you?) This is how it starts.

You know chick-lit novels, those pastel bonbons that have turned your local Barnes & Noble into a gingerbread house of crap writing.

Are you licking your lips? Can you just taste the gingerbread crap?